Well...it turns out that the BIG 3-0 has brought some unexpected ailments in my life!!! Although I feel my wisdom has grown enormously since the twenties (a little sarcasm here people) my body seems to desire taking the malfunction route. For example: Sneezing is a little rough....ladies' you know what I mean!! Can someone say "ROLL CALL" no SNL Cheerleader Cha Cha Cha Boochie Here....I mean Sydney Jackson Walker Mike....YOU --you right there --whoever you are-- clean your room!!!! The mind seems to be fleeting a bit, just imagine the expression on Mike's face when I said are finished vacuuming the grass...WHAT? Well, anyway...my body aches and hurts often, especially the old back mom and dad always warned me about when contorting myself into the many different backbends and splits as a "Mary Lou Retton wanna be" in my adolescence!!! "Don't lift your sister over your head like that, Lisa, you'll pull your back out"...Fairly reminiscent of Ralphie's mom..."You'll shoot your eye out!!!" and although I'm as hyper and energetic as usual in personality, I am definitely slowing down tremendously in my old age with endurance!!! I too soon "poop out at parties"...how 'but some 'vitameatavegamin'...wonder if that would work?
Which brings me to the newest and most visible of all the thorns I embrace daily...Drum Roll Please..........I need glasses!!!! That's right, and not just for reading but all the time glasses... distance seeing glasses!!! I knew something was terribly wrong when I could not identify my boys one from the other. So I share with you my new look, in hopes no one flips out when they see me. Truthfully, my prescription is not that strong...but even still it has increased the color of my enviroment and sharp perception I now have.
It's been a whole week and I am finally comfortable showing you all my "new look"!!
1 comment:
Lisa,
I love your glasses. You look great!
Amanda
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